I’m a uniter, not a divider.

Dictator works, ’cause I’m the decider.

Our kids is learnin, and Bagdad’s a burnin.

Brownee you will not go much higher.

I’ll put food on your own family, three jobs come in useful.

That ain’t it just dandy, and is American today.

While misunderestimated, and fooled once or twice

them internets rumours of draft just aint good.

While their love can be used by Obee’s for all women

creature human hybrids set my mind merely a swimmin.

And people with fish could very properly dwell.

Islam and me aren’t doing as well.

Our foes can be wise, but then so are we.

And I’m the decider, it’s all about me.

Cunning and resourceful, to watch glee hurt us with joy.

They want to do we kill us, and thus.

In Texas they say, or mab’ Tennessee

Trick me…fool me, oh what can it be?

Shame for you or waste on me.

I forget, well guess what happens I meant it to be.

That poster in Texas says dead or alive.

So Osama is toast, Texas fashion, won’t survive.

Well actually I actually do not consider him much anymore.

Do not know where he’s, don’t care, this door was closed by who?

Today it’s a difficult thing Iraq to connect

to September 11, but oh what the heck.

These individuals to me are quite the same.

Damn, I can not really articulate half their names.

These guns are here, or there, let me look.

Under my desk or between any particular one book.

And my chain saw I use to cut down the comb.

I want to cut down. Person exactly what a run.

We ought to not worry a world interacted

as I said once, my words quite contracted.

I occasionally get twangled in stuff that I say.

But you understand what I am talking about or you must anyway.

My greatest moment in office… Let me think, I’ll not fake.

Twas the moment that the bass lurking deep in my pond

did bite on my point and I yanked quick away.

God I love my job, and have BIG plans to stay.

Today although we all know I’m the Decider

we must make mention of these suiciders.

Sometimes were good at stopping these snooks

from using the tanks we presented, and they took.

But mostly we fail, these people don’t like us.

I was not favored by them like FISA’s weren’t favored by me.

When we don’t get our way and so i understand.

We have this great desire to strike others away.

After I’m gone you will not understand real background til.

Thus don’t consider estimate it, cause I’m never wrong.

Sayin I’m sorry, is not what I actually do.

Or Rummy, or Condi, or Karl, woo hoo.

Today New Orleans is a heck of place.

Consider this disgrace to be seen by your family your momma.

Today yes, I actually do know there is no money there

But those individuals are utilized to living on air.

So it is all great and I’ve learned to ignore

that heck of a work not completed for the poor.

New Orleans, my mark of all we are able to be

stripped clean, such as this country by leaders like me.

Since i have am a Uniter and also Decider.

We must discuss suiciders.

Our liberty they hate, it’s plain to see.

This really is their method to say ‘I hate free.

But you may be free as described by me

and we leave when I’m good and ready.

Which might be never, cause I’m being clever.

Did ya Did be told by I, got scratch by way of a tree?

I actually do not do funerals but can come to see

people who dropped legs below their knees.

But did I inform you, scratched were got by me by way of a tree?

Thus see, you are like me, and I’m like you.

I understand that to most I actually do seem to enjoy

war, killing and demise, almost like toys.

I did destroy the properly, most actually Alberto and I

of individuals in ‘ol Texas, and I do not rest.

When Carla asked me her dumb life to preserve

I mocked her, I did, and she went along to her grave.

‘Oh me, weren’t killed by please’ I did hear her say.

But what the heck, you die anyway.

See Brokeback you ask? Sure when there is an opportunity.

Umm, errr I am talking about, you need to see my farm.

It’s my farm that I am talking about to see and be plannin.

Next issue please, yes sir, Mr.Gannon.

Well I gotta go, there is regulations to be signin

wars to be started and gold to be minin.

My friends on the right also love when I say

I had long talk with God. why just today.

And low and behold, they love much more

when God informs me where and when to move war.

Thus Jesus can come, well that’s what they say.

And I’ll be the Prez that way is appreciated by them.

God told me to reach at that bastard Sadaam

and the turrorests to wear the run.

Ok so I lied, and hundreds have died

but he confronted my father, I’m his daughter.

Therefore i am the Decider, Uniter not Divider.

I’m King, I’ll keep you alive.

Vote all you want, you will not earn, you can not

Hate our freedoms, they do…watch this drive.
Author: Timmins H. Hartzel